Photos/Jokes
January 25, 2017
Only real Nigerians:
- Check the expiry date of gala after eating it.
- Go to church with extension and bb charger (charging in His presence)
- Update on BBM “about to cross” get hit by a car and still. Update “dying tinz”
- Say an opening prayer at a night club.
- Go to a supermarket, buy a bottle of coke and spend 30 minutes snapping with champagne bottles.
- Wear sunshades at night.
- Wear complete rainbow colors like its rag day and call it color blocking.
- Count money after withdrawing from an ATM (we trust no one, not even machines)
- Wear head warmer at 45 degrees Celsius.
- Call a fat Hausa man “Alhaji” and a thin one “Aboki”.
- Travel to china for 2 days and come back with a British accent.
- Go to an eatery and buy bottled water just to watch a soccer match.
- Where every lady without a car has a car charger in her bag.
- Where even yahoo boys was also scammed by MMM. Are you a real Nigerian? I’m a full blooded… Nigeria… I’m proud to be a Niger
You guys can prove me wrong! Its a free world…
Chi-Chi Nwa Africa
360chli
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